Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit
“God damn it!” i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply “okay”. the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.
academy award winner jennifer lawrence
The Kool-aid man destroys the last remaining ancient wonder of the world to give a kid a sugary drink.
Calm tweeting (more) of the lyrics to disconnected
I give you 5 Seconds of Summer
So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”
and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.
current mood: tamagotchi after it poops